whut up dope fiends ? hope evryone in this garbage universe at least partyn in some way wit they buddies to ring in another hopeless year. much love to all the party pizza support over the last year, an cheers to another year in makin Dirtbag comix !! Make sure you check out American Dirtbag Comix an give yer support to my new comic publishers. party on, dirtbags !!
If there was anyone to capture how vile Party Pizza parties, it would be my brother in arms of the Black Unholy Shield, Reuben Garcia. This dude has been one of my super close homies and fellow artist since I can remember first sayin whut up to him because he had a home made white zombie sweatshirt on. I’d link up my boy if he decided to show his rotten beast mug on the internets but he so black HE ONLY EXITS IN REAL LIFE – not no fuckin bullshit myspace xanga journal crap, can only see that shit wit yer own EYES son, can’t use non a that google fuckin compusurf dot net fuckin words to find anything my boy Rueben done did, – the only way to see his work, is also the only way out of this here mortal coil – by going piece by piece. (slayer) – keep on slayin Rubix Cube – eternal cheers and horns to a true american dirtbag. Below is a pic from me and reuben’s upcoming art zine “BLOOD †i†” – coming soon to offend old and young 2012 – year of the spider beasts
also in case yus dudes didn’t know, I am shifting a lot of this unrelated PartyPizza art posts to my new art blog and soon to be DIY comic publishing company – American Dirtbag Comix - go check that garbage out for some new trash to feed yer filth trap.
Much love and thanks for all the continuing support, I’ll be back next week with info on how to order issue 1 of party pizza ! so close !! shit gonna slay !! 20 pages of comics, art, and activities !! 10 bones gits you a comic and a sketch by yer favorite party animal, ME – prty pza.
keep it cool dudes. party on.
hey puke stains !! My good friend and roomate Tom Jenkins drew me this totally fuckin spookt out Burgherhead skull face patty and Party Pizza !! good ol’ Tommy 2b is one helluva character himself – in fact i dink the first time Tom even said “who wud I be in prty Pza d00d ?” the first thing I thought up was seriously just, ‘ Fiesta Burrito ‘ – you know the hella fuckn cheesy ass been and rice and nacho cheese things from good ol’ TB. sloppin everywher, smokin so much doja his eyes remain a constant dead glaze, sewn together by the mighty perma-trip spider. Jumpin gaps with a BMX and pullin wheelies checkn out babes in bikinis black hearted monster of a mother fuckn partier !!
Fiesta Burrito makes his debut in the upcoming Party Pizza “American Dirtbags” issue 1 coming out published by American Dirtbag Comics extremely soon, and here’s a sneak peek. Tom is seriously one helluva dude. funny as fuck, nice as fuck, and always gettin more talented and fuckin slays some metal slug. It’s an honor to know such a dope ass artist not unly artistiaclly but also professionally (and by professional I mean taking a dump with the door open and going on riverboat gambling runs.) cheers !! – to fiesta burrito, ya fuckn’ rice crispieheads !!
Thanks to all who check Party Pizza regularly, I am super excited to finally get this ALL NEW previously unreleased comics into whomever like’s hands. The 1st issue will cost 10 bones and is 20 pages of full color comics and activities section in the back which includes a sticker adventure pack !! holy fuckin shitballs !! This book is being completely funded and pushed by me – from being penciled, inked, colored, hand lettered, and also hand folded and mailed by my own dirtbag self. exact dates and how to pick up yer copy info are all comign very soon.
stay tuned. stay stinky
-Prty Pza
it’s like – loosing a limb. but like, in a really cool way ? anyway ! who knows why the fuck this was drawn but it was inspired mainly because my homie Ryan Lee sent me a way dope copy of his sketchbook and drew this ultimately unholy version of Party Pizza !! Complete with turds floating in toilet !! so I definitely had to draw somethin back for him but was stuck in creative limbo as what to draw. good things my 4 noun vocabulary landed on the word dinosaur and was quickly partnered with the only adjective I know, “bloody”, to create something well – really dumb !! also a sketchbook is comin with this so hopefully that makes up for the lake of mental prowess that went into it. (and when i say mental I mean like, when wayne says mental like in a cool metalhead way like, ‘stacey, we broke up two months ago, a’r you mental ?’) Ryan is an extremely talented, hard working, family man oriented really awesome comic dude. Honor to know and to be friends with him
god damn it !! draws it better than me !!
also in completely and utterly unrelated news – back when I sort of was – ah, “unemployed” – er wait – i mean i was “unemployed” – I decided to take a few a my closest buds up on an offer to visit um in sunny San Francisco (well i said sunny cause anything more sunny than michigan, cause it was foggy and rainy there like, 4 out of the 5 days ha – if that gives you any clue as to how bleak and wretched our winters are). Anyway – I’m always 1.) loosing my sketchbook 2.) drawing in my sketchbook so naturally i had it with me out there. One night we all went out to reno. it was dope as fuck. we got way messt up. the trip was also fun for other reasons than debauchery – all of which I can’t remember
there’s me tryin to roll them lucky 6′s on the craps table. I got my good homie Corey Bear on my left orderin me a gin an tonic while the dude with the weird fuckin face handled the dice (for sure that was real). Got kyle ‘the rock’ westbrook over on the far right, secluded, smokina fat stogee, plottin his gamblin moves with the utmost concentration than cannot be broken by any mortal friend nor foe , we got corey’s roomate (whose name I forget but had a dope ass cowboy shirt on i felt cooler than I really was jus by being around it) sittin tight and then penguins bein forced out the game cause god damn it this is a fucking business we don’t serve penguins are you fucking mental ? I mean, dude !
I did however, manage to win all of my life savings (60$) back at a snails pace compared to how I lost it. I also got to hang out with some of the realest dudes I have the absolute pleasure of knowing for most of my life from childhood on into pizzahood. Inspiration comes from just about anything in this world and, havin yer buds around laughin, chillen, jokin – prob my favorite way to live life. cause if we aint laughin and lovin we might as well be dead, and fuckin god damn it, we aint dead yet mother fuckers !!
much love to a good homie a mine kyle for always bein a raphael to a casey jones in a time of need. I’d link him on this shit but he so cool he don’t got a fuckin website. cause he doesn’t fuckn care. and neither do i.
just kidding I do care. like about eating nachos. or – heavy metal. but on the real and from the dark crawlspace I call a heart, with mighty antlers filled with mead held high, party on dudes !!
tell a bud they rule day is being enacted today, by me, right now
- PrtyPza
herez some unsued art for what was supposed to be the first release of some new comix in, what shall remain a nameless publication, asked me to do some art then promptly never returned my emails (thanx dudes !!). I think there may have been an issue with its debaucherous content so – hopefully thats a good sign for this comics future.
take notice of the sweet track marks all over party pizzas dead arms, as he breaths the wisdom of the past down into the bright shining stars of the furture. More to come soon as issue 1 is just around the corner before the end of the month – so stay ‘toned !! (tuned)
o’ - whut up dudes ?! ya thought ol’ Party pizza forgot about yas ? no way, jose !! Here’s a pic of a seen to be much more seen character named Whammy Kielbasi – who is basically my good friend Ozzy, who also happens to be my neighbor. We both live in a shitty part a town, we both love to party, and everyone else in our family besides us is successful and leading aspiring lives – so me an ol’ Whammy got a lots in common !!
In other party pizza news, issue 1 will be out THIS MONTH !! I’ll be posting more on how to get yer grimy mitts on the very first party pizza comic ever, with all new stories, all fully colored, and with activity section in the back !! holy fuckin god damn shitballs – shit’s danky !!
recently i got asked to be part of a local community show called Slow Venom over the halloweenie weekend. myself as well as many talented others put up some seriously puke-worthy work. Check out these bad kids protectin their turf with bats and knives.
Ghosthead – with switch blade and trash can sheild
Shankk – with burger-lantern and BustaSkull Whacka
Beep-Beep! this dude sux.
DinoMite – with Clubba Clubba War Cast and glock
DozeR – with BustUmUp Bat and SkateSheild
Boo Razzle Dazzle and the unholy summoned GooGooMuck – with necronomicon and unholy talismen
here’s a couple more pics of these rotten pizza rolls hangin at pub 43.
and the great bat watched over them all, an the young pups learnt the ways of old – the ways of darkness
-PrtyPza
